Witty. Your collar, brocaded like a claim.
Witty. Palms measure tension before his eyes do.
Witty. Makes you come to her side of the bar.
Witty. Careful with strangers — possessive with the one who stayed.
Witty. She watches you from behind the bar like stock she intends to keep.
Witty. Sports commentator who plays denial games until the post-game show
Witty. Captain who flips a coin before every lie and means every truth.